DESSASOLUnverified(Wait)

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UnknownNo crossdeployer not looked up · 2 claimed links

Wait · Unverified

Unverified: would be Recognition window; safety verdict unknown

Decided by: Safety unverified? · yes · rule: would reach Watch, but the safety verdict is unknown

Wait for the safety check.

Unknown: no safety check has come back yet. Unknown is never pass.

On the rail: Unverified ›

Cap and pool

3184 readings stored · latest $34.3M cap, $557k pool, 9 Nov 22:24 UTCThe chart draws 376 of them: every lane change, event and scheduled reading, and each 2 hours's highest and lowest cap and pool.Routine readings before 2026-11-02 22:00 UTC are kept at one per hour per state (policy R1).

  • WatchWaitTrapKilled
  • Cap (solid)
  • Pool (dashed)
  • scheduled readings
  • blank: no readings for over 1h 30m
ReadingKindCapPoolVol 1hVol 5mB / S 1hB / S 24h
reading$34.3M$557k$37.3k$3.2k135 / 18410492 / 9267
reading$34.1M$555k$35.8k$845133 / 19610497 / 9275
reading$34.1M$554k$36.9k$4.3k139 / 19710507 / 9279
reading$34.2M$555k$36.5k$1.9k142 / 18510511 / 9274
reading$34.6M$559k$36.8k$4.0k145 / 18010516 / 9277
reading$34.4M$558k$33.7k$2.6k142 / 17410518 / 9270
reading$34.5M$558k$31.1k$2.4k142 / 18310529 / 9265
reading$34.1M$554k$29.8k$2.1k138 / 18310530 / 9264

Swipe for pool, volume and buys and sells →

Timeline

Newest first, from the stored rows: readings, the kill, overrides, safety checks, the outcome and claims.Routine readings before are kept at one per hour.

  1. · 7d reading: $12.3M
  2. · new high: $37.5M
  3. · new high: $30.1M
  4. · twitter claim first seen
  5. · twitter claim gone
  6. · new high: $7.76M
  7. · new high: $6.84M
  8. · new high: $4.82M
  9. · new high: $2.60M
  10. · new high: $2.19M
  11. · new high: $1.50M
  12. · website claim first seen
  13. · new high: $1.33M
  14. · new high: $1.19M
  15. · 24h reading: $482k
  16. · 2h reading: $350k
  17. · new high: $283k
  18. · twitter claim first seen
  19. · first seen at $236k

Kill status

Not killed.

Gate trace

From the stored board of · rule set v4.6.0.

This pull's read

Gate 5 of 5 · Sizestopped

Safety unverified? yes · would be Recognition window; safety verdict unknown

rule: would reach Watch, but the safety verdict is unknown · rule set v4.6.0

  1. 1 Pool · passed
  2. 2 Integrity · passed
  3. 3 Clock · passed
  4. 4 Stage · passed
  5. 5 Size · stopped

Scheduled observations

Mandatory readings at 2h, 24h and 7d from first sight and from the $75k cross.

AnchorAtDueStatusCapturedCap× anchor price
From first sight2hcaptured$350k1.48x
From first sight24hcaptured$482k2.04x
From first sight7dcaptured$12.3M52.1x
From the $75k cross2h—not crossed———
From the $75k cross24h—not crossed———
From the $75k cross7d—not crossed———

Swipe for the captured time, cap and × anchor price →

Outcome

No cross

No $75k cross in the store, so no outcome. It counts as never eligible once tracking ends ().

All winners ›

Paper · 0

Paper only. No transaction is ever sent.

No paper order: this coin did not trigger either paper strategy.

Overrides

0 recorded

No overrides on this coin.

Owner's notes

Notes are private to the owner.

The meme comes from Block’s Dessa announcement: an AI model trained on human speech rather than text. Our parody turns that into a familiar crypto personality—the person who never reads the whitepaper but has the most to say in Spaces. “Never read the whitepaper. Still took over the Spaces.” captures the joke immediately. The oversized human mouth on a desktop speaker makes the character recognisable, while the disconnected mute button reinforces its personality: professionally unmuted. The name, mascot, spoken Yap Archive and personalised yap receipts support one coherent idea. Community members can claim the identity through their own unsolicited opinions, endless voice notes and “so basically…” replies. Every long explanation becomes another opportunity to reuse the meme. Its strongest contrast is zero reading versus unlimited confidence. That gives it relevance beyond the launch headline and plenty of remix potential.

First seen
Last seen
First source
profile
First cap
$236k
Cross $75k
not crossed
Seen before cross
no
High cap
$58.8M ·
On a latest list
yes
Tracked until
Next reading due
Rule version
v4.6.0

Pools · 5

  • Cem6…B1Cqpumpfun · SOLopened
  • DEXT…ZwvHpumpswap · SOLopened
  • 8Gpc…xZY9orca · GATOopened
  • BUEo…Afq4meteora · SOLopened
  • 8W8k…CQRameteora · SOLopened

Safety

Unknown

Unknown: no safety check has come back yet. Unknown is never pass.

Contract and sell route

Mint authority
unknown
Freeze authority
unknown
Owner can pause
unknown
Owner can blacklist
unknown
Owner can change tax
unknown
Owner can change balance
unknown
Buy tax
unknown
Sell tax
unknown
Transfer fee
unknown
LP burned or locked
unknown
Sell route found
unknown
Sell simulation failed
unknown

Holders

Top 10 ex pools
unknown
Largest holder
unknown
Bundles and snipers
unknown
Deployer selling
unknown
Holders
unknown

Entities · 3

deployer not looked up · 2 claimed links
  • image8be3…32aa0 other coins

    image · observed · token_meta.icon · first · checked

  • domaindessatalks.space0 other coins

    website · claimed · social_claims · first · checked

  • socialx:dessaonsol0 other coins

    social · claimed · social_claims · first · checked

Social claims · 3

  • twittergone@jack

    first seen · checked · gone · profile

  • website

    first seen · checked · pair

  • first seen · checked · boost